The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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