the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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