I can tuck mytits in my pants
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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