so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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