I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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