They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize