i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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