I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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