Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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