remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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