Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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