loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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