Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
