Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
