if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Rumble strips road head = magical
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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