i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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