I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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