Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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