He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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