hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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