this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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