I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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