I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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