At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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