you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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