used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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