this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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