can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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