I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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