i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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