I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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