If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have post one night stand depression
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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