Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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