BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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