like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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