dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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