Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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