its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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