If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.