glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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