After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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