How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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