Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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