My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she looked like the before picture.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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