just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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