Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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