Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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