none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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