I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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