Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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