Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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