just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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