garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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